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Courtney. 22. Tattoos. Vampires. Piercings. Love. God. Freedom. Stars. Beauty. Art. Obsessions. Hope. Inspiration. Allons-y.

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

daety:

me: opens up laptop to work on an essay

me: checks tumblr

me: opens up the word document

me: checks tumblr

me: types name and date

me: checks tumblr

me: pushes tab to begin a paragraph

me: checks tumblr

amelia-laelia:

Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

p4stel-red:

guys can sag their pants down to their knees but god forbid you see my bra strap

hextraordinary:

bagmilk:

does your signature just like happen to you once you adult

So fun fact, one time when I was in the hospital I was on the same floor as a judge.  I asked him what people who can’t write sign for their signature, and he told me that it doesn’t matter what you write what matters is the intent that you are consenting to what you are signing.  You could draw a little picture of a dick and it would still be a legal signature

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun